Citizens of the Shib legion, this message comes at a pertinent time. We have seen the markets reward the HODLERs and the persistent. Vast sums of wealth have been bled from the hedge funds 🏦 by famed raiding parties⚔️💪 destined for Valhalla.
However, there is much work to be done. I stand before the horde of nearly 6000 HODLERS and empower you to go forth to your families and fellow villagers working the fields 🧑🌾👩🌾 of wage slavery, to free them from the chains ⛓ of mundanity and poverty. Warriors 🗡 and shield maidens 🛡, draw your shilling blades 🗡 and attack the villages 🛖 of Reddit, Twitter, Tiktok and Youtube.
Kick over your office chairs🪑 and scream our token’s name to your colleagues from your desks. We will be heard, and our gains will thicken to a point where the people of the citadel will cry “HEATHENS!!!!” 🧙♂️ as we 10000❎ through their mead hall doors.
But act quickly for there is not much time, the great bonk wars have already started and every flobro and flosistas that joins our horde 🛡 will make all the difference between a shameful death and the 10000❎ of Valhalla!
Go forth now as we set sail ⛵️ for the shores of other tokens to pillage our first 100x in the name of the great FLOKIBONK! ⚔️🛡⚔️