You People Sold and Now My Wife Thinks I am a Joke!

I bought at the peak on Wednesday night after hearing the battle cry to jump on the Shiba rocket and now my wife thinks I am a joke. We are at this stupid after work party with her office friends and she is now chatting it up with some investment super Chad and they are being very chummy and putting in plenty of cheap shots at my “investments.” If I end up having sexual contact with my wife tonight no doubt she will be thinking of him. So thank you dorks for selling for a quick buck and making me look weak.

UPDATE

Thanks for the support. Looks like the sexual contact is out. She and her very drunk assistant are chanting “losers get the couch.” There is a chance that is directed at the assistant’s BF as that kid is kind of a loser. But to rub salt in the wound, Super investment Chad dropped the “a threw a couple grand at Doge and made 20k.” God I hate that guy.

Please keep buying, let’s work on a Friday night miracle so I can sleep in my bed.